June 2012
Did you know?
freecocaine:
did-yuo-kno:
thelifeofasocialretard:
did-yuo-kno:
Gordon Ramsay isn’t paid per hour; he’s paid per profanity.
No he doesn’t.
This is stupid.
Your theme is Organ, therefore you are not entitled to an opinion.
#because that is the worst tumblr theme ever
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Can we just skip over my fucking birthday this year? I’m stuck on a boat with a bunch of people I cannot stand and have nobody to celebrate with and everyone I care about is so far away and ugh. Got woken up way way too early this morning because of a medical announcement over the loudspeaker here and then again by my roommate because we need to clean the room before cabin inspection (She...
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So today I was reading Changing My Mind by Zadie Smith (and it’s a really great collection of essays), and there was one where she went to a Hollywood pre-Oscars party and observed that Hollywood parties are much like college parties in that they are completely self-referential.
And so are ship parties, and ship lunches and dinners, and waterfountain (we don’t have...
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Ugh this sucks the boat is rocking so much and it’s freaking me out and tomorrow I have to wake up at 5 for some immigration bullshit. Whyyyy did I agree to all this?
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plot twist: extremely calm at the disco
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Waiting for my flight to Orlando for training for Disney Cruise Lines and freaking the fuck out about this whole thing.
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