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Can we just skip over my fucking birthday this year? I’m stuck on a boat with a bunch of people I cannot stand and have nobody to celebrate with and everyone I care about is so far away and ugh. Got woken up way way too early this morning because of a medical announcement over the loudspeaker here and then again by my roommate because we need to clean the room before cabin inspection (She...
So today I was reading Changing My Mind by Zadie Smith (and it’s a really great collection of essays), and there was one where she went to a Hollywood pre-Oscars party and observed that Hollywood parties are much like college parties in that they are completely self-referential. And so are ship parties, and ship lunches and dinners, and waterfountain (we don’t have...
Ugh this sucks the boat is rocking so much and it’s freaking me out and tomorrow I have to wake up at 5 for some immigration bullshit. Whyyyy did I agree to all this?
plot twist: extremely calm at the disco
Waiting for my flight to Orlando for training for Disney Cruise Lines and freaking the fuck out about this whole thing.