Does anyone know the song “Once A Year Day” from Pajama Game? Yeah, that is how I feel right now. Because when you go to work at 8:30 AM and 7 PM is considered an early finish, you take what you get. Whyyy does Chrome spellcheck into British English? I’m usually all for British spelling, but “pyjama” looks ugly.
zahnrad: glasscatfigurine: how other people take a nap: lie down, sleep for 20 minutes or so. wake up feeling relatively refreshed how i nap: fall into a deep state of unconsciousness for 4 hours. wake up in an alternate dimension me 2
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
So there’s lots I take issue with in this job and the kids today were pretty disastrous (like, punching eachother in the mouth and trying to whip out their weiner-deiners in the middle of a crowd), but I can def. go for really cheap amaretto cranberries om nom. Kbye.
scrooge-jones: in-achampagnesupernova: lellolamb: happy independence day america here’s a picture of a deep fried dollar bill This is the most American thing I’ve seen all day. Everyone can stop now. This won. I kind of want to eat it.