February 2012
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I’ll stop inundating y’all with Jodie Foster. Mainly cause I have to go cook dinner. Should I start a bartending blog?
Feb 1st
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“So, if you’re in the Haight 10 years from now and a blur of feathers and...”
– Stevie Nicks (via crystallineknowledge)
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“Steal from the best. If you can’t think of a character for a story, think of...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, quoted in the excellent And So It Goes (via austinkleon)
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mypatronusisyou: people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
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Thoughts from this weekend: I would make a truly awesome bartender. I make delicious drinks (my key lime drinks and even my amaretto sours on Friday were superbly received) and I’m a great listener. Hmm… Also I made a delicious cake. I smother people with my hospitality when I host. They’re like, “sit down and have fun! Stop waiting on us!” and I’m like,...
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Anonymous asked: One time, Madonna farted in my face during sex. Despite what she would have you believe, it did not smell like roses.
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Where everybody knows your name
Drinking amaretto sour and amaretto milk and watching Cheers and cleaning in preparation for more drinking that’ll take place tomorrow. Working the art museum opening tomorrow. Hopefully no over-entitled tipsy millionaires try to touch any Jackson Pollocks. Next Thursday I’m going to a model call in the mall cool. So much is going on this semester what. But I’m taking so many...
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