I can out eat you.
Reblog if you read that wrong.
“My feelings about politics and literature and mathematics and the rest of life’s minutiae can only be described through a labyrinthine of six-sided questions, but everything that actually matters can be explained by Lindsey fucking Buckingham and Stevie fucking Nicks in four fucking minutes.” —I have no idea who said this…but it pretty much sums up how I view life in general. (via something-of-a-dreamer)
The awkward moment when you start out writing in past tense and then end up writing in present tense and now you're not sure which tense to use.
English needs an imperfect tense, yo.
Just passed my 2000th post
Not sure if it’s really something to be proud of, but…